Saturday 28th July – the new car

We went to pick my husband’s new car up on Saturday afternoon. I drove him to dealer in Southport and on the way I managed to talk him in to letting me drive the new car home.

The way I’d convinced him to let me drive it was partly because I was wearing my black button through dress and I’d promised him and give a nice leg show in the showroom; and he’s a sucker for that. As a special treat for him I even slipped my knickers off in the car park outside the showroom laughed at him as I threw them in his face.

Buttons undone as high as I dared and enough buttons open at the top to make it apparent I was braless to those who saw me from the right angle I walked confidently into the showroom, my dress opening to show a leg with every step giving me a terrific feeling of excitement.

We did the paperwork and he told the salesman that he had to go and I was driving the car away. I went outside and sat in the driver’s seat looking round the car. Like I always do with this dress, I twisted it round slightly and pulled the right side over to cover the tops of my thighs and expose the whole length of the side of my left thigh. When the salesman got in the car I acted like I was trying to cover my leg but in fact just made it ‘worse’ and ended up with my entire left leg on show, not just the side. As he told me about all the switches and stuff I made the odd effort to cover my leg and failed every time.

As I got out of the car unavoidably I opened my legs wide and for a second or two my dress fell completely open exposing both legs and possibly the salesman got a quick view of the ‘interesting bit’ between my thighs – I’ll never know whether he did or not.

On the drive home, I spread the dress quite wide open with both legs on show hoping that lorry and tall four-wheel drive car drivers would get to see me.  For my own benefit I also undid a couple more of the top buttons which meant the dress was effectively open almost down to my waist.

Just a shame there was no one there to see.